In a hilarious waste of perfectly good milk, a man in Kentucky ran through a Wal-Mart naked while pouring milk over his head and screaming “I’m on fire, I’m on fire!”
The Pike County Sheriff’s Office arrested two men, David Daniels and Timothy Smith, in connection with a video of the streaker, which was getting a lot of views on YouTube before being pulled down because it showed nudity, local news station WKYT said.
Pike County sheriff Rodney Scott, who honestly looks like he wants to laugh, had a question for the culprit.
“Well first question I would have would be why, why would they want to do it?,” he said. “They can go to jail, they will go to jail.”